Ten Things I Have Learned From My Cat

1.  If you cry loud enough and long enough, someone will feed you.

2.  There is no ambition a nice long nap won’t cure.

3.  Never settle for second-best in anything.

4.  It is important to always look your best.

5.  Avoid anything that smells funny.

6.  Special people deserve special attention.

7.  Personal space should never be violated.

8.  Everyone should get fresh air and sunshine on a regular basis.

9.  Playtime is mandatory.

10. Escape is, in fact, an option.