These are just some things I need to get off my chest:
1. I don’t like the new LED lights, especially the blue ones. They hurt my eyes when I look at them.
2. Mall Santas creep me out.
3. The first batch of Cocoa Krispie Roll that I made, I ate. By myself. I had to make another one quickly before anyone found out.
4. I love an excuse to shop.
5. I hate wrapping presents. You can tell how late into the wrapping process a present is by the amount of tape I have used.
6. There are only three Christmas carols that I truly like.
7. Little Drummer Boy and the Twelve Days of Christmas are NOT two of them.
8. I love our real Christmas tree, even if I am still vacuuming needles in August.
9. I find all plastic decorations tacky.
10. I am willing to put up with all the fake, commercial, annoying, seemingly endless Christmas bruhaha if it makes us, as people, the littlest bit more selfless for even one brief moment each year.
