I am a chocoholic.  

    I am.  No doubt about it.  I could eat if for every meal.  Worse than that, I think about chocolate all the time.  Something should be done about me.

    In the meantime, let me tell you what I’ve been thinking:

1.  Chocolate needs to be included in Canada’s Food Guide.  Under ‘Fruits and Vegetables’.  It comes from the cocoa BEAN.  5-10 servings a day, people.

2.  I don’t believe that dark chocolate can possibly be better for you than milk chocolate.  Milk chocolate has ‘milk’ in it.  There has to be bonus vitamins and minerals present.  There has to be.

3.  I’ve never met a chocolate bar I didn’t like.  (Except dark chocolate)

4.  The Disney World of chocolate lovers has to be Cadburyworld in England.  There’s a ride and everything!

5.  I would totally fall in the chocolate river with Augustus Glub.  Who in their right mind would pick a gumdrop tree over a river of chocolate? Seriously.